- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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