Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Penis

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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ginger

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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