There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Justin's hair

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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men's rights.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Anti Joke

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