Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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knock knock ... no one was in

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Your Mom.

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How did the girl die? 25.

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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