nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

whats purple and savage? Barney!

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

This is not a joke

Rigo your a stupid ass

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

melon

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

whats your name? bumder:)

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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