a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

whats 2+2? 4

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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