- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

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