A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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69

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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u jelly?

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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miley cyrus

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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