- Anti Joke

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Prostitution is bad.......

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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