the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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2 Penises

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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