Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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