These Jokes suck.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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