- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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