Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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Wade

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Welcome to die!

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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A mans opinion.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Two english guys meet at work

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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