Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

I lost my tractor.

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Shut the cork up!

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