What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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You are Nerochan right?

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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