- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Whats an Anti Joke

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Your Mom.

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