- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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colby doesnt shave

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

How old is your mom? Old.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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