Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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split your ass cheek

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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OR SOMETHING! VOLUME ONE SPECIAL ALPHA MAN EDITION: What do you do if you are in the jungle, and surrounded by a tiger, and a jaguar and have only one bullet left in the rifle? You shoot the damn jaguar in its tire, and RIDE THE GODDAMN TIGER BACK HOME! MORAL MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! THE FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD R*PIST!(Yes I also wrote the original kay?)

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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I'm taken

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Canada AYY

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Anti Joke

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