- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

whats 2+2? math.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

I can't see my forehead

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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