- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

obama

Why did i write this? I was bored

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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