Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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crap!!

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Roey Jegen

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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Anti Joke

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