- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Potassium? K.

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

rishi is gay (coventry england)

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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