- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Your mom is so fat...

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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