- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Knock Knock! Come in!

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

That's not what she said.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

i like pie.

How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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