An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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the WNBA

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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