knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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GONNA

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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A man walks into his doctor's office He says: ''Doctor, I have said goodbeye to my family and friends and I have decided to take the pills you offered me and die peacefully in my sleep, I won't suffer any longer from my disease''. The doctor answers: ''You are in luck, we still have a few of them left''

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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The Pope

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Mrs. Welsh

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