wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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Woman's Rights

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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