- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

I share two rooms with my mother.

knock knock ... no one was in

YOU

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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