- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

A guy trips a blind man.

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Knock knock. Is someone there?

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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