- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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