Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Im cute hehehee

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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