Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Michael Castillo is gay

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Women.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

whats a dick a dick

Badgers are cool

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

shammmm is a lesbian.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A disabled man walks into a bar.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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