Oh no! My life is ruined!

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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