why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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GONNA

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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woman's rights

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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