A blind man walks into a pole.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

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you just contradicted yourself.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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