- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

I enjoy anal.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Women's rights.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

YES! EXACTLY!

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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