- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

What comes after 23? 24.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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