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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

roses are red, violets are violet.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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