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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Women's rights

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What's 9 plus 10? 19

I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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