What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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