- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

2 women were sitting quietly

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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