- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i cant think of one.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

Woman.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why? Whats wrong?

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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