There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What did the fat man with scissors do? Cut off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

Jews

Kathy Griffin.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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