- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

I was born.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

My tractor broke down.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

Gorden Brown.

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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