- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

Which is longer? A rope...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

when debbie meets downer

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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