What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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A lady forgot to feed her goat. When she went to feed it, It wasn't there. Why? She didn't have a goat. Another lady forgot to feed her cat. When she went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? It died 2 days earlier. A man forgot to feed his cow. When he went to go feed it, it wasn't there. Why? They had ate it for dinner last night. A teenage boy forgot to feed his hamster. When he went to feed it, it wasn't there. Why? He spent so much time playing video games that it ate itself. So the boy had his mom make him a sandwich.

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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