Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

i dont like chris

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

GONNA

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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