What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because his school was nuked.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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what time is it? 3:16

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Women's rights.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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Woman's rights

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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