Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

Ms. Smoot's class

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

Women's Rights.

Comedy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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